"Contrary to rumours
and hearsay, I am a rider and lover of various amusement rides.
However, with the onslaught of prototypes and thoughtless contraptions I
disclose in my book, I know what I can and cannot ride. It is more
than a personal choice, rather a sense of instilled safety.
Kings Island's newest
installation, Diamondback, is, by far, the greatest machine I've ever
taken a ride upon. Its reliable manufacturer and performance is
unparalleled.
My biggest concern, like
with all facilities, is the staff. Now that Hollywood has reached
over into adding amusement park, jackass mentality to their roster with
the release of Adventureland, and knowing how films create a
'monkey-see, monkey-do' mindset, everyone attending a park should be more
alert to the antics of the ones in alleged control."
Jeffrey P. Stoneking's latest book Theme
Park Safety Failure$ (AuthorHouse) is a wild ride all on its
own. The book not only recounts harrowing tales of safety flaws, but
accidental injuries and death sustained through the pervasive trend
of theme parks to eschew safety for the sake of the bottom line. He
relates account after account of cursory safety inspections,
mismanaged parks, ill-trained operators, idiotic thrill seekers, and
ill-conceived ride designs. Stoneking, a former employee of Kings
Island who also served as a ride operator for the Walt Disney
Company, fills the book with his own observations as well. His
warnings are not just the alarmist rantings of one individual, but a
compilation of well-researched occurrences at theme parks around the
world. Get in line, if you dare.
In the wake of the tragedy at Six Flags
Kentucky Kingdom in 2007 where a young female rider lost both feet
aboard Superman: Tower of Power, author Jeffrey
P. Stoneking compiles research and related circumstances in his new
book, Theme
Park Safety Failure$. His previous experience in the
theme park industry as Operations and Safety Counsel with the Walt
Disney Company's North American properties during the pre-Eisner era
and several positions with Kings Entertainment's Kings Island near
Cincinnati, Ohio are re-awakened for this writing.
"The 2007
incident in Louisville is not isolated in the amusement ride
industry. For many years, accidents have been transpiring, but
the park owners and ride manufacturers do their greatest to silence
the circumstances. It is gravely unfortunate that it takes
such a hideous occurrence as the severing of a teenager's feet to
wake people up.
"Having
been around the world at various facilities for both business and
pleasure, I've seen too much and am no longer accepting what is
deemed permissible. Ride operators are unskilled in dealing
with valuable and precious lives. Manufacturers are
introducing thoughtless contraptions with virtually no time for
error, whose evacuations are also near-impossible.
"This book
is not only a whistle-blower, but also a light-shedding source of
advice to the innocent ones who think they are safe when entering a
park.
"The
writing of it, as with my first book, Reality
Therapy: The Influence of Rollercoasters, Religion, and Rock
'n Roll, was in the same capacity of Jonathon Livingston
Seagull where an unseen force was delivering it. Those are
the indefinable elements which are indicative that some things are
truly meant to be. If it offends any industry official or
theme park fan, then the truth of what is being fully disclosed is
upon their guilty heads."
Photo by S. Hurley
KINGS
ISLAND, The Racer, October 24th, 2008
Around 8:15pm, this control panel operator, with loaded trains in
motion, enjoys stuffing his face with a double cheeseburger, french fries,
and a bottle of Mountain Dew. The bottle tipped over between the
panel and the monitor. Thankfully it was capped.
When I contacted the park to report it, I was told by the operator,
"We are not allowed to transfer any calls to the executive
offices."
What is
often considered to be the greatest steel rollercoaster ever, how great it
would have been for a train filled with passengers to come plummeting
vertically at 93 mph into the broken lift system?
Photos from the web.
Cedar Point: Top
Thrill Dragster's Smoking Cable
During a visit to
Cedar Point on May 12, 2008, I couldn't resist recording Top Thrill
Dragster's cable which launches trains 0-120 m.p.h. in 3.5 seconds.
My position for recording was on the walkway where park attendees are able
to witness their loved ones rocketing by before heading vertically
skywards 42 stories up.
Each and every launch
requires the cable to halt once the desired speed is achieved at which
point, without fail, smoke emits. A clear fluid then drips down
directly onto it.
While exiting the
park, several crew members of Top Thrill Dragster were walking
beside me and a conversation regarding Theme
Park Safety Failure$was initiated. One of the workers
commented that he fears the cable used on that ride.
In Theme
Park Safety Failure$an incident involving Top Thrill Dragster's
cable during the second season of operation is referenced.