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Hats
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July '2th' |
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Greetings on this July ‘Tooth’ as my 100
year old grandfather renamed his honorary day. In that regards, Hats Off.
That same concept of Hats Off goes in honor of the loss
involving Saturday’s Batman roller coaster tragedy.
On Friday, June 27th in Howland, Ohio I was engaging in
conversation with readers at my Borders book signing location. My precise words
to them each was the industry being overdue for an incident. A portable swing ride collapsed inexplicably at a fair in
Sacramento on May 16th.
The same day Cedar Point’s Wildcat injured nine when the
anti-rollback did not catch the vehicle after engaging onto the lift sending it
backwards, by-passing the drive motors which propel the vehicle’s forwards
motion. The single car slammed into a parked one in the loading area.
Theme Park Safety Failure$ discusses
"A Cursed Name" of another comic book superhero, Superman. Rides
bearing the ‘S’-word have a freakish history of graphic and horrific
accidents. Adding to the thought, "Look at the actors," writes
Stoneking, referencing Superman actors Christopher Reeves’ paralyzing form and
George Reeves’ bizarre death shooting.
A grotesque Batman-related ride tragedy involving a
decapitation occurred Saturday, June 28th in Atlanta. With a Batman film
release featuring the recently-deceased actor Heath Ledger’s Joker portrayal,
and the Batman ride tragedy, one must question the paranormal remarks in
discussion.
Especially those hailing from the community of Howland,
Ohio.
The manager of the Borders store made an announcement involving graphic
depictions relating to the tone of Theme
Park Safety Failure$, "Thrill rides are becoming kill
rides." Two giggling teen girls were presented a copy of the book.
Quickly thumbing to the chapter index, they screamed in delightful unison,
"A Cursed Name", then "A Ticket To Die" fueling their
maniacal hysteria.
Uncertain as to whether they were going to make a definitive purchase, they
burst into even more unbridled wide-eyed remarks when learning of a cable
breakage severing both feet from a teen rider aboard a Superman ride last
summer.
"We’re witches!!" the two managed to giggle in stereo showing me
a thick vampire book they were purchasing. Looking at each other they each
reminded the other of a horror film where a cable cut through an entire
crowd without hesitation. I had to tell them the title of the film despite
my never seeing it, only hearing about it in discussion with children
entirely too young to be exposed to such a hideous misfortune.
I wonder how much The Witches Of Howland are howling now with a
Batman-related decapitation the day after an engaging, yet terrifying little
chat?
Others from Howland, Ohio with personalized copies are also in elevated
concern about the timing.
Without
question.
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